What is Hemet?
1.
A place where old people go to die.
I went to Hemet once, it smelt like old people.
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A small city in the inland empire of southern california known for meth, evangelical christian extremists, racists, and gun toting hillbillies. A vast majority of young people there have absolutely no ambition to go any further than working at wal-mart. Said youth are also encouraged to pump out kids as soon as possible (this ties in to the town's typical religious views). It is far out of the way of any other bastion of civilization, and takes about 30 minutes out of town just to get to a freeway. AVOID AT ALL COSTS.
"dude, why is that guy wearing a tapout shirt, slapping his girlfriend around, wearing a bear hat filled with bud light, listening to buck cherry, and fucking his neighbor simultaneously, and talking about how black people and jews are destroying the earth?"
"He's from Hemet."
"oh, ok."
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City in California where the grand master of the KKK, David Duke, resides.
Hemet is not really even a place. It is just a dot on the map that few people care about.
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Old town in So Cal. Smells like cow shit at all times. More and more gangs moving in from different ghettos. Just stay the fuck out or you will probably die here like all the old people.
Man 1:"Theirs only two things to do in Hemet. Get stoned, and die. Its a damn shame I don`t do either."
Man 2:"Dude I love Hemet! We are growing so fast! We have already had TWO Wall Marts. And a shopping mall that is half the size of both the them! I have no problem with my children growing up in a town fueled my race wars and drugs!"
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City in California. Home of half of Mary from Hemet.
"Hey, let's get in the car so we can drive to Hemet and hit mary with an ugly stick! Oh wait, someone already did. Damn."
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shitty fuckin tweaker town in southern california. nothing to do except drink beer, fight, fuck, smoke, and ride dirtbikes. mexicans everywhere, nigger whors walkin around. full of old people.terrible weather. just a town full of tweakers basicly.
drink till she looks good
