Hemhem

What is Hemhem?


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I was bored one day on the internet, so I decided to grow a website which I intended to fill to the brim with random snippets and slices of fun from my life, which may or may not be amusing depending on whether you're boring or not. I searched frantically for inspiration for a name. I was reading the fifth Harry Potter book at the time and as my eyes skimmed the page like milk, those dreaded words (uttered by Professor Umbridge) caught my eye..."Hem hem". The simple beauty of these words combined together to form one marvellous sound and I knew it would be a fantastically satisfactory title for my site.

hemhem (Please note, this is not the greatest site in the world, this is just a tribute!)

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