Hemijaw

What is Hemijaw?

A hemijaw is a person (usually a female and a drama queen) who thinks of themselves 2 or more of the following:

1. Everyone likes me.

2. My shit is the most important thing in the world.

3. I don't hang with those retarded geeks. They're like SOOOOO nasty.

4. Is the Earth still flat?

5. Look at me! I have big titties!

Also to qualify as a hemijaw the person in question must have a normal speech rate of ohmyfuckinggodwhatthehellisshesaying?

Kayla Bryant is a fucking attention whore hemijaw.

See drama queen, attention whore, tease, slut, bimbo

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