What is Hemijaw?
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A hemijaw is a person (usually a female and a drama queen) who thinks of themselves 2 or more of the following:
1. Everyone likes me.
2. My shit is the most important thing in the world.
3. I don't hang with those retarded geeks. They're like SOOOOO nasty.
4. Is the Earth still flat?
5. Look at me! I have big titties!
Also to qualify as a hemijaw the person in question must have a normal speech rate of ohmyfuckinggodwhatthehellisshesaying?
Kayla Bryant is a fucking attention whore hemijaw.
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