What is Hemlock, Michigan?
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Located in a rural area of mid-Michigan, Hemlock is known to be a stereotypically self-centered and boring shit-hole, like any hick town with an intersection defining its main point of interest. Unfortunately, it probably is not seen this way by most of its citizens whom wouldn't understand what the fuck was just said, further proving my point.
Nevertheless, the majority of whom grew up here want to get the fuck out.
However, the majority fail at getting the fuck out, and thus the cycle continues.
Pete: (whispering to his classmate) Dude, I took the biggest crap at Mcdonald's during lunch!
Joe: (yelling aloud) What..the...FUCK. Man, you know I work there right!? I have to clean that shit up after school .. God, nobody gives a fuck about Hemlock, Michigan and you KNOW they aren't gonna clean that bathroom until I get there!
Pete: It wasn't done in the bathroom...
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