Hemmroids Edit Meaning

1. the equipment used by a male to impregnate a female and also to have a piss! also known as a penis, cock, knob, willy, dick, tadger, jo..

1. When you skeet in someone's eye. I didnt want the girl to see me as I stole her purse, so i quick gave her a cataract shot...

1. When a man with large floppy balls accidentally sits down on his own testicles, causing much shouting and pain. Brian sat down too quic..