Hemocodgerphile

What is Hemocodgerphile?

Someone who engages in dry anal sex with an OAPwhile on dialysis. Preferably over 75.

Simon was caught having dry bum sex with a 90 year old man plugged into his dialysis machine! the dirty fucking hemocodgerphile!!

See silver wings, oap, anal, pensioner, dry, dialysis

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