Hemocodgerphile

What is Hemocodgerphile?

Someone who engages in dry anal sex with an OAPwhile on dialysis. Preferably over 75.

Simon was caught having dry bum sex with a 90 year old man plugged into his dialysis machine! the dirty fucking hemocodgerphile!!

See silver wings, oap, anal, pensioner, dry, dialysis

Utas

1. UTAS stands for Up The Ass Syndrome. It's when someone is constantly following you around, always up under you, not letting you br..

Zwanker

1. One who masterbates to the school portrait of a younger sibbling. Alex Wallace is a total zwanker! What a perv boy. See pervert, drink..

Pedoflop

1. The act of and information technology nerd exposing his (albeit small) member to a minor. Jim: "IBM just announced it had the abil..

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