What is Hemorrhoid?
1.
An irate little man that pops out of your butthole and screams at you to stop grunting and wiping your ass so hard. He also punishes you for eating Mcdonalds everyday and drinking a case of beer every night.
But since most people get them it's probably just from having an enormous network of pulsating veins at the end of your poopshoot.
Aiiiiieee !!! The little man is back. He screamed at me for sneezing while I was taking a dump.
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2.
An itching of the bum or painful mass of diolated veins in swollen butthole tissue. Blood or mucus is most likely discharged
That fatty fatty boom batty over there has hemorrhoids and is bleeding out of his anus and he wants you to touch it!!
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3.
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a varicose condition of the external or internal rectal veins causing painful swellings at the anus. Syn: piles.
Origin
G. haimorrhois, pl. haimorrhoides, veins likely to bleed, fr. haima, blood, + rhoia, a flow
"a pain in the ass"---OR my ex-wife
I need to go buy some more Preparation-H, my hemorrhoid wants more alamony
4.
80% of the US population is likely to experience hemorrhoids at some point in their lives. It's pretty damn painful.
5.
a synonym for anus boils
That guys has a serious case of hemorrhoids! I'm talking those anus boils were falling out of his ass all over the place!
6.
what Cheney and Bush are... one big pain in the a**...
Man stop being such a hemorrhoid!!
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