Hemorrhoidjack Edit Meaning

1. When the "awkward turtle" does not suffice your awkwardly needs, just remove a shoe, and place it in the center of the awkward..

1. The vibe one would give off when upset or pissed off. I know he just broke up with his boyfriend, but he seriously needs to stop giving..

1. A euphemismfor Kneejerk Corruptions, Incorrigible. See scam, conflict of interest, corporation, corporate personhood, and damn well ple..