What is Hempfield?
1.
An overly populated school in western PA, that is full of weed-smoking son of a bitches, hollister whores, people who send out daily nude pictures, and players that claim to always have 9 inch dicks. Crowded with horny divorced desperate pregnant teachers, and male teachers who get daily boners off of looking at all the sluts. Perfect place to start family.
"Hey Bob suppp?"
"Hey Eric my man, got some weed?"
"Are you kidding me? This is
Hempfield . Of course."
"Let's do it."
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A large public high school in western Pennsylvania. There's too many kids and it's a smelly, dirty place. Coincidence to the name, many of the kids do smoke pot and/or do many other drugs. It's in the local news frequently for the corrupt assholes who run the place and put taxes on everyone. Most of the school budget seems to go to sports, even though the football is shitty as fuck.
"Hey man, did you hear about how Hempfield wants to cut the art programs?"
"Yeah dude, I bought some pot off of this kid that goes there."
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3.
A school filled with: crack heads, pot heads, and whores. The funding is spent on sports that are the worst. Either your an academic or drug junkie. Other then that your just fucked up.
MIKE: DUDE! there's a dip in the field
Elliott: I KNOW!!!
HEMPFIELD ADMINISTRATION:
(20 million dollars later)
MIKE: DUDE! the dip's smaller!!!
Elliott: Which one?
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