Hemroids

What is Hemroids?


1.

n. Small abrasions on the anus which cause severe disorientation in the nervous system causing the patient to become severly angry.

slang. Used to say someone is mad

dude ur dad has the fucking roids

2.

when ur intestines hang out ur ass and cause alot of pain

damn that hemroid i had hurt i think i passed out from the ass pain

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3.

The things that dangle off of Daddy's ass and bleed when he takes a shit.

Sure, son, I'd love to go to your baseball ga-OH MY HEMROIDS!

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4.

Thing that will hurt if you have hemoids: anal sex, goatse, drop a lung, shit, cider enema, and dirty sanchez, toilet paper, sitting

Damn! my hemroids are killing me! I shouldn't have had anal sex!

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5.

little pimples stuck in your ass.... and no matter how hard you may push... or even lick .... those little buggers stick to you like a fly on shit!!!

the woman became so angry after her monkey raped her she screamed so loud i think she popped a hemroid! what a mess!

6.

When a man/woman pushes so hard when theyre trying to shit... the lil pimples on their ass explode everywhere creating a big mess

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7.

When you have pimples on your ass.

She is suffering from the worst case of hemroids i have ever seen.

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