Henley Girl

What is Henley Girl?


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a teenaged girl who;

wears her hair in a messy bun

wears a denim skirt with tights/footless tights and pumps

wears a personalised hoodie

talks like a snob

shops in the oracle, reading

thinks she is a sloane.

henley is a part of reading, uk, which these girls orignated from.

their parents are rich twats.

they often - but not always - go to a public school, play lacrosse etc.

Bridgette: Hello Zara, lets go over to FCUK in the Oracle and get us some t-shirts!

Zara: Oh no Bridgette, I was thinking about going over to Broad Street Mall and getting some of those personilsed hoodies - like the ones Bethany and Chloe have!

Bridgette: Safe!

Zara: I love being a henley girl!

(all this is said in an increadbly posh and pretencious voice - even the term 'safe')

See sloane, posh, oracle, reading


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