Henry Clay

What is Henry Clay?

1.

A hot piece of history sex. Known for his 4 failed runs for the presidency and his amazing ability to form compromises in a pig-headed congress. Responsible for the Missouri Compromise and the Compromise of 1850, which in fact DELAYED the Civil War for 10 years, giving the North time to grow strong enough to defeat the south, meaning Clay is the reason slavery no longer exists. Not related to the devil. A cult favorite of AP US history students. And hot. Did we mention hot?

Henry Clay is my homeboy.

Compromise me, Clay!

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2.

The most diabolical fiend ever spawned from the nine hells

-He Started the Civil War

-He is responsible for the conflict in Liberia

-He was born in 1777, 111 years before 1666 (666 = evil #)

-Corrupt barganing with Andrew Jackson

Henry Clay Started the civil war and therfore is responsible for the deaths of over 600,000 americans

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