Henry Earl

What is Henry Earl?


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Black dude with TB. He is the town drunk of Lexington, KY. Has achieved infamous status on the internet (fark) and TV (Jimmy Kimmel Live) due to his 800 arrests on public drunkeness charges in the last 10 years. Carries a picture of James Brown and dances for tips.

Henry Earl drank a bottle of Thunderbird and ended up back in the drunk tank a mere 8 hours after being released.


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