Henry The 8th

What is Henry The 8th?

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a man of wealth and taste. was married to more people than he could count. so he killed each one of them. killed more people than AIDS ever will. owner of a particularly cool beard, also created the song greensleeves and was a founding father of the UCHaI (union of checkers heroes and icons). would have been a big fan of kfc popcorn chicken

Henry - "oi, peasant, where's moi woif?"

Peasant - "i don't know sir..."

Henry - "HANG THIS FOOL!"

Aide - "sir he didn't commit a crime."

Henry "GET BENT!! YOU DIE TOO!!!"
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