Hephaestus

What is Hephaestus?


1.

greek god who was so ugly he was thrown out of olympus and into the ocean, where he was crippled.

all he did there was make weapons for the better gods.

his roman name was vulcan,

lucky for him, he was also god of fire

you"i gotta do a report on hephaestus"

me"cool" you"i think his other name was vulcan..." me"the kawasaki?"

you"no the cripple"

See charlie

2.

Forum Troll

Incompetent Slacker

Homophobe

Please don't reply to any post by the troll king known as Hephaestus or his replies of "your gay" will give him a woody.


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