What is Hephaestus?
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greek god who was so ugly he was thrown out of olympus and into the ocean, where he was crippled.
all he did there was make weapons for the better gods.
his roman name was vulcan,
lucky for him, he was also god of fire
you"i gotta do a report on hephaestus"
me"cool" you"i think his other name was vulcan..." me"the kawasaki?"
you"no the cripple"
See
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Forum Troll
Incompetent Slacker
Homophobe
Please don't reply to any post by the troll king known as Hephaestus or his replies of "your gay" will give him a woody.
Random Words:
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woman who licks pussy
If we wanna be lesbians, we have to learn how to eat carpet...
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brown wings is to experience anal sex for the first time. To get your golden wings there must be no love juices/lube involved.
I fucked..
