What is Hephaloaf?
1.
when sitting on the
Dude, "man last night i had a real hephaloaf to deal with."
psychologist, "i hate when i get those."
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2.
An ugly, fat woman. Usually a hook up as a last resort at a bar or night club.
Combines the words "heifer", and "loaf" as in meatloaf. Heifer refers to the size of the woman and loaf to what her skin presumably feels like.
I got drunk one night and banged this hephaloaf I met at a bar.
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