Hephaloaf

What is Hephaloaf?


1.

when sitting on the can you really have to push hard to get that turdout. when you make that intial push you make a heph sound and at the end of the push you have your loaf. hense the name hephaloaf.

Dude, "man last night i had a real hephaloaf to deal with."

psychologist, "i hate when i get those."

See loaf, hahaha, funny, toilet, poop, shady character

2.

An ugly, fat woman. Usually a hook up as a last resort at a bar or night club.

Combines the words "heifer", and "loaf" as in meatloaf. Heifer refers to the size of the woman and loaf to what her skin presumably feels like.

I got drunk one night and banged this hephaloaf I met at a bar.

See thunderbeast, rosie o'donnell


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