What is Herb Alpert?
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Combination of the
The result of minor defecation while ejaculating during the act of receiving a Rusty Trombone and smearing the face of the "musician" with said feces.
Derived from the 1960's pop band Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass. Contains references to both the Brass and Hispanic flavor of the band.
"Damn, Dave gave me a Herb Alpert after I finished playing the rusty trombone version of "Spanish Flea" up his ass."
"Hey Herb Alpert, I see buy your face that you've been blowin' that rusty trombone again"
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