Herbert Edit Meaning

1.

Herbert is the aging pedophile seen on Family Guy. This crazy old man is in love with Chris Griffin and dreams of someday marrying him. He actually freaks me out a little bit...

Herbert is my favorite character on Family Guy, after Stewie Griffin of course!

See family guy, stewie griffin, pedophile, old man, freak

2.

the name of the baby that you do not want to keep; a product of drunken sex at a dirty fraternity house.

"If I dance harder will Herbert die?"

"I don't a need a Herbert, it would just fuck up my life."

"Damn girl, did you get another Herbert last night?"

See sex, babies, pregnancy, drunk

3.

1. n. One who is intolerant of ideas that challenge political, social, or moral norms.

2. n. Someone who promotes a way of life that aggravates hippies.

Fans of "Star Trek" may recall the episode in which Captain Kirk was called a 'Herbert' by the "Space Hippies", much to his chagrin. Most believe this episode marks the point at which the series Jumped the Shark.

Kirk: What does 'Herbert' mean?

Spock: It is, um, somewhat, uh, uncomplimentary, Captain. Herbert was a minor official...notorious for his rigid and limited...patterns of thought.

Kirk: Well, I shall try to be less rigid in my thinking.

See neoconservative, hippie, jump the shark, star trek, spock

4.

1) pedophillic in nature; the act of being or being percieved to be interested sexually in children. 2) implying a sexually perverted and creepy nature. Taken from the actions of the Family Guy character "Herbert", the perverted old man who is seemingly interested in young boys.

noun: "Mr. Smith, the gym teacher, is such a herbert; he stands in the shower and watches us after football games." verb: "Look at John in the corner, completely herberting those high school girls."

See pedophile, perverted, creepy, herbert

5.

(Her - Bert) The generic term used to describe moronic sub-humans who loiter around outside tacky fast food resteraunts and off licences. The term can be used in conjunction chavs and janners.

As a social class the Herbert prefers Burberry knock-offs Argos jewellery and cheap cider. The males are individually weak and easily scared off, yet in groups they can be intimidating bastards who will try to ponceanything from cigarettes to small change off you.

Herberts are not only recognisable by their shitty dress sense they are also borderline Neanderthals. They possess no grasp of wit or irony - they are proud of there ignorance and take pleasure in insulting anyone with a grain more intelligence than they possess. I imagine that's why they are so obnoxious to everyone...

I was walking past the off-licence at 10 last night and i encountered a group of herberts - one stood up next to me and demanded that i blix my watch to him.

I pushed him over and stampted on his head 18 times... At this point a police officer stopped me and took over.

See chavs, scallies, hoodrats, inbreds

6.

1:An old pedifile off of Family Guy.

2:A pervert

Herbert:You wanna popsicle?I got some in my basement

That guy is such a herbert.

See pervert, family guy, chris griffin, herbert

7.

It would seem that space hippies are, indeed, good for something.

"Mr. Spock... what does 'Herbert' mean?"

"It is somewhat... uncomplimentary, captain. Herbert was a minor official -- notorious for his rigid and limited patterns of thought."

"Man, I just got back from dealing with those tight laced assholes in administration. What a bunch of self-righteous morons."

"You mean the Herberts? Yeah, I reach. They try to hide their stupidity behind pissy school-girl momentum. They fail, of course."

"I know. Even Barris doesn't buy that shit."

"I take consolation in knowing that, when they're not bent over some desk appeasing their superiors, they're tearing themselves apart in the collective flame of a never-ending midlife crisis. At least /we/ maintain a sense of humor about it all."

"Hah, yeah. Fucking Herberts."

See herbert, vacant, castrati, pig-headed, inept