What is Herchenroder?
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Holy fucking shit god damn it. This one time I saw a Herchenroder and I came instantly. It was crazy. It still hasn't stopped. Best sex I only wish I could have had.
Herchenroders tend to have 57 inch biceps and penises no shorter than 12 inches long and 10 inches in circumference. Typically they are endowed with 64-pack abs Do you know what happens when toilet paper gets wet? Neither do the women who Herchenroders are pleasing. Herchenroders make women cum. That's what happens! FUCK!
Once Billy Mays tried to sell a Herchenroder but was made so envious of his manliness that not even oxyclean could clean up his lost ego.
Person 1: I really hope we see a Herchenroder today!
Person 2: Me too!
Person 1: OMG I just saw a Herchenroder! I can't believe you missed it!
Person 2: FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!
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