Herculenis

What is Herculenis?


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A penis so huge, it is comparable to the mighty might of Hercules himself! A herculenis is the superlative and ultimate measure of width, length, bounciness and elasticity (when flacid), rigidity and speed of movement (when erect.)

Dude 1: Dude, can you imagine waking up and seeing a herculenis dangiling above your face?!

Dude 2: Ewwww! Dude, i'd punch it like a punching bag!

Doctor: So, what seems to be the problem here?

Man: I have such a herculenis that when i was riding my bike naked, it got mangled in the chain!

Doctor: Jesus Christ! Thats a hell of a herculenis!

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A penis so huge, it is comparable to the mighty might of Hercules himself! A herculenis is the superlative and ultimate measure of width, length, bounciness and elasticity (when flacid), rigidity and speed of movement (when erect.)

Dude 1: Dude, can you imagine waking up and seeing a herculenis dangiling above your face?!

Dude 2: Ewwww! Dude, i'd punch it like a punching bag!

Doctor: So, what seems to be the problem here?

Man: I have such a herculenis that when i was riding my bike naked, it got mangled in the chain!

Doctor: Jesus Christ! Thats a hell of a herculenis!

See hercules, penes, cock, schlong, schledium, schlort, fuck, sex, shower, dick, weiner, willy, whore


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