Hercules Edit Meaning

1.

Roman name for the Greek god Heracles. The word hero is derived from Hercules, even though all Hercules seemed to do was kill people who pissed him off.

Some people think Hercules was a great lover of women, but he was bi, and had more male lovers than he had women. That's why other gods like Thorwere afraid to be around him.

Sam Elliot to Mel Gibsonin "We Were Soldiers": Hercules was a pussy, sir. Oh wait a minute... that was Custer...

See zeus, homo, faggot

2.

A man who can pleasure his woman multiple times a night; A man with a great stamina; A real alpha man

Wow, that was amazing, honey. You are my Hercules, Hercules, Hercules!

See studmuffin, sex god, awesome, bodacious, alpha male

3.

The nicest town in west contra costa. However, lately has become over run with ghetto children attending the local high school. Has a very, very large population of phillipinos. Also known as Herc town. There's nothing really to do in Hercules, unless you enjoy Lucky's and one Mcdonalds.

Hercules police got nothing to do but yell at skateboarders

See hercules, california, northern

4.

A man who can pleasure his woman multiple times a night; A man with a great stamina; A real alpha man

Wow, that was amazing, honey. You are my Hercules, Hercules, Hercules!

See bodacious, sex god, studmuffin, alpha male, bizkit

5.

code word for jacking off

hence, when Hercules was a child, he choked two snakes, choking the snake means jacking off

Hey, did you hercules yesterday?

See hercules, off, snake, choke

6.

Synonym for extreme drunkitude. AKA the act of being the drunkest person ever known to mankind, hence, drunkitude.

After committing the mass genocide of many centaurs along with his friends over some stupid jar of wine, Hercules brought on the death of his friend and then proceeded to get even more drunk.

7.

a person intends to be funny but actually makes a fool out of himself

DAMN I feel like a hercules now :/