What is Herder?
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1) A job that requires one to be experienced in the art of herding
2) A sick complete artist. He draws tight stuff such as comics and some like deep weird paintings that like no one can get cuz hes a genius. He also is a pretty sick guitarist, he jams a lot, often for very long periods of time. A Herder is influenced by all styles of music but most notably jam bands. Naturally a Herder is always looking for a deep personal experience brought on by hallucinogens. Yet a Herder still takes the time to get fucked up. When high or drunk, or crunk, the Herder often philosophizes about foreign policy, war on drugs, and other socio-political stuff. What a Herder has in personality, the Herder lacks in looks. The Herder often has very large hair similar to a white man afro. The Herder is often mistaken for Kenny G or Marge Simpson. Makes frequent trips to Jack in the Box, but is now a vegetarian
3) A tight guy to be around, even though I never get any ladies with him cuz he looks like either kenny g or marge simpson. Somehow, the ladies like that look and they blow him often
1) Woaaaaa, look at that Herder. That man sure can control a sheep!
2) Homey Numero Uno: Hey dude, I'll be straight up with you, I'm kinda baked. But we should like totally have a sick little jam sesh, or maybe a little paint sesh, maybe a little bike ride to the jack to get some dank food. But lets def philosiphize.
Homey #2: That sounds pretty sick, Herder.
3) Hot Blonde with tig ole bitties: Woa is that Kenny G, wait no it kinda looks like Marge Simpson.
Me: Naw its a Herder, hes a tight guy
Hot Blonde with the titties: I am having this strange urge to blow him.
Herder: Aw yeah bitch, suck my 10 inch fatty d. Maybe we can jam later?
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