What is Here's Johnny?
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1: Your Wang/ejaculation, named after Jack Nicholson's junk in the shining.
2: When introducing a friend called Johnny
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Jack: Linda i want to bone.
Linda: No i'm to tired.
Jack: All sleep and no play makes Jack have hairy palms.
Linda: zzzzzz (snore).
Jack: (whilst jerking himself to climax) Here's Johnny OOOOOOOOHHHHH YEAH.
Linda: What was that, aah i cant see.
Jack: zzzzzzzz (snore)
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