Here's Johnny

What is Here's Johnny?


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1: Your Wang/ejaculation, named after Jack Nicholson's junk in the shining.

2: When introducing a friend called Johnny

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Jack: Linda i want to bone.

Linda: No i'm to tired.

Jack: All sleep and no play makes Jack have hairy palms.

Linda: zzzzzz (snore).

Jack: (whilst jerking himself to climax) Here's Johnny OOOOOOOOHHHHH YEAH.

Linda: What was that, aah i cant see.

Jack: zzzzzzzz (snore)

See jerk, the shining, wang, spooge


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