Here's Johnny

What is Here's Johnny?

1: Your Wang/ejaculation, named after Jack Nicholson's junk in the shining.

2: When introducing a friend called Johnny

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Jack: Linda i want to bone.

Linda: No i'm to tired.

Jack: All sleep and no play makes Jack have hairy palms.

Linda: zzzzzz (snore).

Jack: (whilst jerking himself to climax) Here's Johnny OOOOOOOOHHHHH YEAH.

Linda: What was that, aah i cant see.

Jack: zzzzzzzz (snore)

See jerk, the shining, wang, spooge

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Clemped

1. To be hungry - in need of food. Used in Lancashire presently "Fuck me i'm clemped, I could eat the arse out of a tramps pants..

Mingeaphobic

1. someone who is scared of vaginas "gary was mingeaphobic, everytime he saw one he burst into tears" See minge, phobic, vagina..

Kaelynn

1. kaelynn is the most beautiful girl you will probably ever meet. She is the best girlfriend you will ever have and is loving and caring ..

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