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When you promote yourself by changing the title in your email signature.
Mike gave himself an email promotion when he changed the title..
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How a hooker/stripper feels after a hard day's/night's work.
Shit Teresa, after giving eighteen blowjobs, four rusty trombone..
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When you drop a long-ass shit -- so long, that the tapered head sticks out of the water and then is reluctant to go all the way down rig..