Heres Your Sign

What is Heres Your Sign?


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brought to us by bill engvall. people should where a sign sying that they are stupid so you wouldnt rely on them.

a trucker got his truck stuck inder neath an over pass and a cop pulled over and asked him, "did you get your truck stuck?" the trucker replied, "no, i was haulin this over pass and i ran out of gas...here's your sign"

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