Heretic's Fork

What is Heretic's Fork?


1.

noun:

A medieval torture device which consisted of a two-sided fork which would be strapped to the victims neck so that any movement of the jaw caused extreme pain.

The victim was then forced to say the word "abiuro" which is latin for "I recant" or else they were hung or burned at the stake.

This device qualifies as a funkatron.

Tom: "I don't really think that god exists..."

Bill: "STFU or Im gonna tell the popeand he will strap a Heretic's Fork to your neck!"

Tom: "..."

See torture, terror, funkatron, pain


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