Herf

What is Herf?


1.

1. (verb): To make an awkward HTML error while typing online, particularly on a messageboard. (also: "herfed up")

2. (noun): An example of past herfing.

A herf is particularly shameful when it ruins an otherwise excellent zing. Usually a herf will result in the HTML code being displayed instead of the intended hyperlink or image. A particularly timely herf can turn the pwnerinto the pwned.

(etymology: from a common typo of "HREF," a vital piece of hyperlinking code.)

I had the perfect zing for username:peterbing but then I totally herfed up the picture of the donkey dildo!

See html, hyperlink, internet, computer

2.

Verb - To smoke a cigar, in a group of cigar smokers or alone.

Tonight i'm going to herf with the guys.

I herfed that cigar down to a nub

3.

A herf is a gathering of BOTL and SOTLto relax, unwind and smoke premium cigars. You won't find any drug store cigars at a herf!

A herf can be as simple as two BOTL getting together for a smoke after work or it can be a full blowout with music, food, games, etc.

The main theme of any herf is relaxation and camaraderie, everything else is secondary - even the cigars.

What a killer herf in Knoxville this weekend! Mike is a great BOTL and was an excellent host. You can't be a day with good friends BBQ'ing, smoking, drinking, playing poker and just hanging out.

See party, cigar, smoke, friends, botl, sotl

4.

verb: The process during labour in which the newborn child descends from the uterus, through the vaginal passageway to the new world.

other usages of the word include herfing, herfed, the process of herfing, and herfer

Keith: So, when is your girlfriend going to herf out that child in her gut?

Kevin: I don't know I haven't really been paying much attention.

Keith: So how was watching your girlfriend herf out that child?

Kevin: (Mid-Barf): Ughhhh! Disgustingggg! It's not supposed to stretch that far!!!

See childbirth, labour, birth, pregnant, pregnancy

5.

Cigar smoking

We're going to get togather and herf some fine stogies.

6.

To Puke or vomit. Normally from drinking.

I Drank too much.....I think I'm gonna Herf!

See puke, spew, vomit, ralph

7.

To Fondle Aggressively

The scruffy nerd herfer was herfing a cat.


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