What is Herf?
1.
1. (verb): To make an awkward HTML error while typing online, particularly on a messageboard. (also: "herfed up")
2. (noun): An example of past herfing.
A herf is particularly shameful when it ruins an otherwise excellent
(etymology: from a common typo of "HREF," a vital piece of hyperlinking code.)
I had the perfect zing for username:peterbing but then I totally herfed up the picture of the donkey dildo!
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2.
Verb - To smoke a cigar, in a group of cigar smokers or alone.
Tonight i'm going to herf with the guys.
I herfed that cigar down to a nub
3.
A herf is a gathering of
A herf can be as simple as two
The main theme of any herf is relaxation and camaraderie, everything else is secondary - even the cigars.
What a killer herf in Knoxville this weekend! Mike is a great
BOTL and was an excellent host. You can't be a day with good friends BBQ'ing, smoking, drinking, playing poker and just hanging out.
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4.
verb: The process during labour in which the newborn child descends from the uterus, through the vaginal passageway to the new world.
other usages of the word include herfing, herfed, the process of herfing, and herfer
Keith: So, when is your girlfriend going to herf out that child in her gut?
Kevin: I don't know I haven't really been paying much attention.
Keith: So how was watching your girlfriend herf out that child?
Kevin: (Mid-Barf): Ughhhh! Disgustingggg! It's not supposed to stretch that far!!!
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5.
Cigar smoking
We're going to get togather and herf some fine stogies.
6.
To Puke or vomit. Normally from drinking.
I Drank too much.....I think I'm gonna Herf!
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7.
To Fondle Aggressively
The scruffy nerd herfer was herfing a cat.