Hermit Paedophile

What is Hermit Paedophile?

A paedophile that doesn't go out and hurt children, but rather stays indoors masturbating to images on the internet.

Nah, that guy's alright .. he's just a hermit paedophile, he won't touch your daughter.

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The Old Bloody Mouse Trick

1. a good gag to pull on an unsuspecting gullable person who you are close with i.e. lay in bed and pull a used tampon from the crotch ho..

Croydon Anger

1. The psychological effect of realising that you're an ignorant chav wanker/townie wanker/plain old wanker that lives in Croydon and ..

Ass Carrot

1. A complete fucking loser who tries to act cool and makes him/herself look even dumber than they actually are in the process. " Man..

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