Hern

What is Hern?


1.

When a hern like animal ussaly the "erl" makes a hern like noise

I was traviling in the woods when i heard a erl 'hern'

The act of herning

My mother once said if you dont get them the first time you sure will hern them the second time

See erl, hern, boobs, sex, naked

2.

Typically used as a noun to describe one who is stupid, retardedor an absolute idiot; a person that the world could live without, in fact, would rather benefit from the lack of this person.

Also can be used to describe a person of major disgust or repulsiveness.

One who lowers the standards of the average educational levels; anyone ranks in the bottom 20% of education levels.

That hern, the 300lbs. fat bitch on a motorized scooter wearing a tube top and boy shorts, at the (local big box value store), was stuffing her shopping cart with 10 packages of bacon next to the 2 liter bottles of diet soda.

See stupid, retarded, idiot, repulsive, disgusting, fat, ugly

3.

The name of one bound by strong friendship.

Hern, i freaking love you!

See bff, friend, lover, homie, girlfriend

4.

a dip of tobacco

I'm about to put a hern in.

See chaw, pinch, horseshoe, hog leg, lip cookie

5.

verb. to become aroused over someone or something.

The boy groaned as he herned over a picture of an attractive female.

6.

To travel at relative high speed.

I was herning.

Dont put that in the boot(trunk 2 u yanks) like that, it'll hern all over the place.

See Dave


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