Hero Cookies

What is Hero Cookies?

Unwarranted praise and/or respect sought after by an attention whore after saying or doing something exceptionally trivial.

Billy: Hey Eric, did you see me give that security camera the finger? I must have totally cheesed off the store manager!

Me: So what, you want some hero cookies or something? Shut the fuck up and buy me some Skittles.

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