What is Hero Stache?
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When a man applies mascara to his Rapist Stache Then lets the mascara stay on for a few days, With the end results of a better looking Stache. A Hero Stache.
Dill: Hey man is that mascara on yo Stache?
Spencer: Yeah man.
Dill: Why?
Spencer: Just wait a day or two, And my mustache will become more magnificent than ever.
Dill: Oh, So a Hero Stache?
Spencer: Precisely.
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