What is Herp?
1.
Short slang for a herpies infected individual.
Dude, does she have herp?
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2.
A reptile or amphibian, derived from "herpetology."
As usual, complete idiots come on to Urban Dictionary and make misspell their STD's.
I love my pet herp.
3.
a game in which players play in a version of tag. best played in school. in order to play follow these instructions...
1. steal something from the teachers desk, the game is most fun when the object is, a)large b)the teachers personal property or c)makes alot of noise when dropped on a tile floor
2.the person starts the game by hitting another player with the object and stating "dont die with it!". "dying with it" maens you got caught with the object and the game is over.
3ayers pass object during class untill someone dies with the object.
basically you DO NOT want to die with it . i have seen players get to almost tears because they died with it. this game is most fun when someone really doesnt want to die with it, so they will go at all lengths to not die, as in hitting another player with the object and then picking it up with a tissue and returning it.
dude the whole class got written up last block for playing herp. i think the teachers are going to have a herp awareness meeting tomorrow after school.
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4.
Herpes
One with Herp - has herpes
Herpes, the HSV (Herpes Simplex Virus) relative of chicken pox, herpes lays dormant until times of immunocompromisation when it will reinfect an individual for the rest of their lives.
That Herped Whore
Dude shes peppered with Herp
HAHAHAHA dude you caught herp
I gotta get ma herp checked first bitch
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5.
Herp is slang for the that wonderful disease HERPES.
"Hey James did you talk to that bitch Jen for giving you the Herp?"
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6.
A cross between a hiccup and a burp.
After Kelly D. takes a big swig of cold Diet Coke, she often does a herp.
7.
to get really really drunk
Person 1: "hey dude lets get sick herp tonight"
Person 2: "dude you down to get herp tonight?"
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