Herpaphobia

What is Herpaphobia?


1.

a fear of herpes.

steve: man, i hate being a virgen...

rick: why dont you go hit up gertrude? that bitch is a fuck machine!

chuck: yeah, she slobbed all over my knob yesterday.

steve: doesnt she have the gift that keeps on giving? you know.. herpes?

chuck: dude.. ouch..

steve: yeah. i think i'll let my herpaphobia get the best of me this time and avoid gertie.

rick: good call

See herpes, gona-herpa-tita-warts, poop chute, gross, jesus boner, the gift, the storm drains


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