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The keys u press when ur shitty windows computer fucks up and u need to restart.
My shitty windows computer fucked up fo the 5th time i..
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When the woman your with has to wear mittens in order to keep you from being scatched all to hell
The gal i met at the bar last night w..
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Something so funny it makes you pee your pants and crap out waffles.
"I roofaffled so hard I killed my aunt!"..
