Herpegonosyphilitis

What is Herpegonosyphilitis?


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The worst of all sexually transmitted diseases. The herpes simplex virus with added genetic coding from the gonorrhea bacterium, allowing it to invade CD4+ T cells and rewrite their tRNA to code for syphilisproteins. Can only be cured by a cocktail of paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycinand Mad Dog 20-20.

Guy 1: Dude, I think I caught herpegonosyphilitis from those 5 hookers at my party.

Guy 2: Here, have some paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin and a fifth of mad dog.

See herpes, gonorrhea, syphilis, aids, fail, paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin, std


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