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A viola player....need I say more?
Hey I saw Colin Brooks yesterday!
Did he have his instrument?
No.
Thank God...
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The act of making a kebab disappear into your mouth at 3am on a Saturday night, to make it reappear minutes later on the back of the tax..
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Women, who when their nipples become erect, exert an extremely long nipple length giving the illusion of a baby's pinky.
Did you s..