What is Herpes?
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1. Something that trey buevens uses to summon his dog or brothers
2. A sexually transmitted "Problem"
3. An insult
4. Something that you learn about in health class
5. Something MOST health teachers have
6. Something that you can catch if you do not line the toilet seat at your local Burger King
7. A bad word in jesus eyes; jesus says herpies are bad
1.Tre: Here herpie boy, c'mon herpes
2. Bonquiefa: Oh mah god, i had sex with michael and i caught herpes
3.Titala: You are a herpe(occured more oftenly used in the 1930s
4.Mr. Liberty: Herpes are sores
5.Mr.L: Now class look at my second degree case of herpes flamin hot red eeeowchies
6. Ashlee: Yesterday i got herpes from BQ when i didnt line the toilet seat
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Herpes, herpes, you make me so sore...I shouldn't have fucked that Tijuana whore...now my dick runs like an old sink...and whatever that juice is, it sure as hell stinks...I've got the gift that keeps on giving...without my dick, is life worth living? I'm going to drown my sorrows in tequila...then maybe I'll call my ex-wife Sheila
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1. the gift that keeps on giving
2. cold sores on your cajones or lady parts
3. one of many reasons to wear condoms
4. one of the reasons you never want to hear your partner yell "O God it burns Kill me kill me now" when they urinate
O holy crap I do hope my urine is green from the Saint Pats day beer and not herpes
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Something all the cool kids in High School have
Man, I must not be cool. I don't have herpes
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A sexually transmitted disease contracted by those whose sexual arousal has taken over their nerve cells, therefore forgetting to use a condom. And since nowadays according to close-minded non-intellectuals, (which make up about 63% of the population) being a virgin makes you a "loser", we have people with Herpes lying around all over the place. Just remember everyone: No glove, no love.
Person 1: I have genital herpes!
Person 2: ... Congratulations.
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Virus that affects either the genitilla or the Mouth. Usually visible in the mouth by red sores on the gums or lips. With the lips it is Simplex 1, if it affects the genitillia as well it is simplex 2. On a vagina it looks like red sores and on a penis its red sores pretty well everywhere.
Fun fun fun, herpes simplex 1
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A LIFE SENTENCE for inoccent people
:HERPES:
After my girlfriend returned from Brazil. She was kind of a different girl, Her heart was not there, it was like she did not care. Now there is hair where it used to be bare. No matter what she did the smell and sores were just morbid.
She could of left and it would have been fine, but now my crotch smells like rotten bovine. This is something that will never leave. And to think I was mad she screwed my friend Steve.
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those nasty red sores or crusty lookin red bumps near the mouth. nasty as hell. cold sores.
dont kiss him he got herpes yuck