Herpes Multiplex

What is Herpes Multiplex?


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A Viral infection contracted from the direct contact to mucus membrane of soiled movie theater seating.

Adam- "Yo man, did you hear that Alyssia got Herpes?"

Doug- "Herpes simplex x2?"

Adam- "Nah guy, she got Herpes Multiplex from the dirty seats at the movie theater when she saw Transformers II"

Doug- "Damn dude, I'l send her flowers"

See herpes, simplex, multiplex, transformers, aids


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