Herpester

What is Herpester?

1. A person whose acquired herpes from a loved one and bravely fights back by rejoining the dating pool in order to meet other herpesters.

2. A hipster with herpes.

Though dating may become a challenge for someone with herpes, I commend them for being herpesters and not letting their STD get in the way of love.

See herpes, skank, std, hipster, sex

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