Herpex

What is Herpex?


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Also known as Herpankerthardman HCl.

A fictional anti-herpes prescription medicine that has the side effect of "giving you the semi-controllable ability to teleport." May not actually cure herpes.

Guy: "Ever since I got herpex, sneaking into my girlfriend's womens only college is a snap!"

*POIT*

Girl: "So it completely cured your herpes?"

Guy: "No, um . . . Not the herpes."

*POIT*

See herpex, teleport, not, cure, herpes


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