What is Hershey Squirt?
1.
(n), to defecate in one's pants, usually under accidental circumstances in which one had intended to expel flatulence.
(v), to experience a hershey squirt.
Larry tried to fart, but instead, had a hershey squirt in his boxer shorts and had to go home to change his clothes.
2.
When you go to fart, but a squirt of poop comes out. Woopsie.
Richard Dutka when on an adventure to Tim Horton's and let out a Hershey Squirt in his pants.
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3.
1. brown spot on underwear resulting from a diarrhea fart. 2. failure of parents to adequately potty train a child.
damn! did you hear that dude's fart? that must have left a hershey squirt for sure!
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4.
(n) a miniscule squirt of shit, often with a tail akin to a Hershey's Kiss
"You laid out a hershey squirt on the counter? I hope no one mistakes it..."
5.
When you accidentally poop when you're trying to fart.
Denver - Ay, I did a Hershey Squirt. I farted and a little pit of poop squirted out!
Tyler - Ew
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6.
1. (n) the result of when one farts and defication/poop/shit comes out (does not need to be an extensive amount).
2. one has completed a hershey squirt when he/she farts and makes a hershey kiss in his/her pants at the same time.
3. (adj) used to describe a wet, squisy sounding fart.
bob: *faaarrrttt-squiisshhh!!!!!* (makes a wet, squishy fart)
fred: dude, bob, that was one effing HERSHEY SQUIRT!... you better check your pants!
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7.
When fornicating (more effective with elderly lady). thrust violently forward and push firmly or even punch the female's lower back, repeatedly do these simultaneously until she sharts or completely squirts out of her ass.
I totally gave her the hershey squirt yesterday
did she shower after?
no she was so drunk she just slept in it.
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