What is Hershey Squirts?
1.
A particularly pernicious, nasty, form of diahhroea in which the victim feels the need to pass gas, but instead liquid shit comes squirting out resulting in a very unpleasant shitting of one's pants, often in a public or otherwise unforgiving location, far from a shithouse.
Damn, I thought I was just gonna fart, but had the Hershey Squirts and wound up shitting myself right there in the mall.
2.
poop, with a pastey, sloppy consistency, oftentimes escaping from the rectum in sudden jets, unexpectedly or at unfortumate times.
there was a little bit of hershey squirts on his leg as he turned to leave the room.
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3.
Slang for diarreah, mud butt or the green-apple splatters.
After dinner at Don Pablos, Leroy had the Hershey Squirts like a mofo.
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4.
diarrhea
Thos tacos gave me a mean case of the hershey squirts.
5.
also known as diarhea- the runs- or the shits
nah i cant come out tonight- mary slipped exlax in my drink n i've got the hershey squirts like a motha fucka
6.
A prelude to a juicy wet poo poo that are notorious for leaving wet brown marks in the drawers.
I gotta get to the shitta mad quick cuz i got some serious hershey squirts that could go full blown dirty crap in my pants!
7.
horrible fiery diarreah that shoots out in squirts
tami ruined another pair of pants after a particularly acute case of the hershey squirts
