Hertfordshire Brown

What is Hertfordshire Brown?


1.

A freakishly large, hairy, brown spider that is known to live in the Hertfordshire region of the UK. It looks like a tarantula, and is yet not one. They are big scary mofos that refuse to die!

"Mum there's a hertfordshire brown in my room!"

"Don't look at me! That thing won't fit in a pint glass!"

See hertfordshire, brown, spider, eight, legs, freak, uk, england, britain

2.

Hertfordshire Brown is a phrase commonly used in the regions outlying northern London to describe a bog-blocking shit.

Mat: I've laid another Hertfordshire Brown!

Nick: You shouldn't eat so much spam then you fucking moron.

See hertfordshire, brown, shit, spider


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