What is He's Not Home Right Now?


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Excuse given by the mother, father, or other relative or friend of a less-than-altruistic "friend" not to call someone back on the phone.

I tried to call my (sarcastically spoken) wonderful friend Peter, but all I get is his sister on the phone telling me he's not home right now.

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