What is Hess?
1.
n. a suave individual, well mannered
Wow, Hess is looking like a pimp tonight... Wait, he looks like a pimp every night.
2.
Commonly used by gumpy kids to express excitement and joy.
"Dude, taco bell is open super late... hess!"
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3.
a soul's counterpart; soul mate; hetero-life-partner
Andrew, Daniel is your hess.
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4.
A word to describe someone who meets at least two of the following criteria:
-is Hopeless
-is at least somewhat
-is a
Can also be spelt "Hes". Either way it is pronounced as if it rhymed with "mess".
Dude #1: "Dude, why would you make out with her? She's such a hess!"
Dude #2: "No way dude! She's hot! Your sister's a hes!"
Dude #1: "That WAS my sister!"
Dude #2: "Dude, for real?"
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5.
1) Big stupid giraffe-like Mennonite
(Eytomolgy - Mennonitus Maximus)
1) "Are you going to come out tonight or are you just gonna be a hess?"
2) Every hess I know should be smacked like a bitch.
6.
a disease of the plebe type. symptoms include: general fatigue, general pain, knee pains, vomiting, headaches. The Hess usually occurs preceeding activities that involve work, thinking, or getting out of your room. The Hess will carry you through at least 180 days on chit and will get many people to hate you and wonder how your brother was so bad ass here but you aren't. No known cure.
Person A: Man, he's been sick for a while now, what's wrong with him?
Person B: I've heard he's got that incurable disease, you know, like AIDS, except its called The Hess.
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