Hessian Edit Meaning

1.

1: n. Germanic warlord/mercenary from 1500-1700 A.D.

2: adj. pertaining to Germanic warlord/mercenary from 1500-1700 A.D. barbaric.

3: n. An unclean individual who attempts to portray himself as hypermasculine. Predominant in 1980s U.S.A. Common traits include dirty mullethairstyle, pathetic facial hair, tight fitting acid-washed jeans, black vintage metal tee (cut-off sleeves optional), and "ticking-timebomb" demeanor. Hobbies include stealing bikes, metal, and whoopin' ass. A hesher.

4: adj. of or pertaining to a hesher.

1: The hessians helped the British fight against the U.S. during the Revolutionary War.

2: In a hessian manner, the savage devoured his meal in under sixty seconds.

3: Don't mess with that hessian. He'll go apeshit and gnash his tooth.

4: He released his hessian aggression not through stomping a mudhole in your ass, but by shredding a badass guitar solo even Dave Mustaine would envy.

2.

That guy at the show who shouts "Slayer" repeatedly, holds a beer in one hand in the pit, and takes off his shirt fifteen minutes into the first band's set.

I wanted to go to the Dying Fetus show but quickly decided against it because I knew that there would be too many Hessians there.

See metal head, metal, slayer, judas priest, emo

3.

A grungy, if not outright dirty metalhead who wears combat boots, ripped up stone-washed jeans, long greasy hair, and can be found at starter-metal concerts and metalcore shows.

I kicked these three hessians in the head when I was in the dance pit.

4.

Someone who lives in Hesse, a german state. Being a real "Hessian" means you're ubergerman. Everyone who has seen Sleepy Hollow knows that.

Mr. I: I am Hessian

Mrs. P: Oh...does that mean you're a strange Metalhead who doesn't wash himself?

Mr. I: NO! It meanst that i am living in Hesse near Frankfurt!

Mrs. P: Sorry, didn't want to insult you.

Mr. I: TO LATE! I'LL COME AT NIGHT AND CUT YOUT HEAD OF!!!!

5.

One who is supreme in one or another subject.

(A Hessian is a large, blood-thirsty, mercenary used in the Revolutionary war)

JJ: Yo, Johnny is such a hessian in Math class

Steven: Really? I always thought he was stupid

JJ: No, he's a hessian...

See owner, h4xor, beast, truck, moster

6.

A person, often sporting a mullet, who is considered metal and a bit trashy.

There were so many hessians at the Maiden show.

7.

A westcoast metal head

That guy from California is a huge Maiden fan.

See Ronan