Hesston

What is Hesston?


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A rather small town just north of Wichita in Kansas, home to AGCO and Excel, both large corporations involving machinery.

Home to the Swathers, a most unique mascot (the only one of it's kind in the world), which, incredibly enough, looks pretty badass. Also home to the small Christian JuCO, Hesston College.

There are lots of non-bonnet wearing Mennonites.

Dan: What're you doing tonight?

Stan: Heading over to Hesston.

Dan: Oh, didn't they kick our ass in football last season?

Stan: Fuck yeah they did.

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