What is Hesturbate?
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twiddle the bean or jack in an unusual manner, with thoughts of doing something particularly dirty that is not always associated with sex. Masturbation that is a mixture of very perverted and very funny. Often punctuated by Ha! This word has become popular on porn boards, and is derived from Hester, wearer of the scarlet letter.
"I imagined you shoving that evian bottle in your cooch, and I had to go hesturbate"
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When you stick your penis on the upper lip of a person giving them a Hitler stache
Dude this chick let me give her a german genitalia
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a very long and tight ass name
"don't fuck with lewandowicz man he'll let the mafia lose on your ass"
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