Hetero-lifemate

What is Hetero-lifemate?


1.

your closest friend of the same sex, the person you'd be with if you were both homosexual.

*on the phone*

jack: "i miss you man, when are you coming home?"

phil: "next thursday...only 5 more days!"

jack: "i can't wait to see ya bro, i have so much to tell you...you've really been missin' out!"

phil: "i love you, man!"

jack: "i love you too, bro!"

*off the phone*

tina: "man, if i didn't know any better, i'd think you two were gay together!"

jack: "shut up! he's just my best friend, my bro, leave me alone!"

tina: "don't get so deffensive...i know you two are just hetero-lifemates."

See heterosexual, best friend, bff, inseperable, love


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