Heterosexual I.d.

What is Heterosexual I.d.?


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A theoretical form of identification issued to heterosexuals (mostly males) which can be revoked if the person acts sufficiently "gay". This doesnt really apply to people who know they're gay, because they wouldnt want the ID.

"Dude if you touch his balls one more time i'm gonna have to revoke your heterosexual i.d. card.

See gaydar, heterosexual, gay, homosexual, poop


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